Bail me out!

If you are still not sure -- I am extraordinarily ordinary American. I am broke.
Guess what! I would like to be bailed out. I never spent more than what I earned.
I never speculated more than a dollar or two on state lottery -- hey my children go to school and expect to be educated. And yet I am broke. I am just another ordinary American who is broke.

I lost 60% of most of retirement savings. Oh yes. The biggest retirement management companies lost 70% of what I had with them. I just lost and I am broke now. I need to be bailed out. If you are not convinced -- My home is worth less than I what I paid for.
The amount I borrowed to move in. Hear me out -- Congress! Hold some hearing for us,
some of us, who wake up before 6 AM and cast a ballot once in 4 years..right down the party line.

Now let us get serious about bailing me out. Just raise the limit on 401K contributions so I can put away to make up the 60% I lost. Really I am not asking
for a handout. But little help to help myself.

Of course bail out the Auto Industry. My kids would scream omg..they created something in like unlike the bandits that were gifted 700 billion for a 3 pager.
Common guys...American Cars .. Chrysler in particular is the finest vehicle .. have you driven one lately! I never drove anything but American automobile. I never will.
They are the best!